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I honestly thought buying nuclear snaps raccoon fireworks was going to be the highlight of my summer, but it turned into a neighborhood saga I won't soon forget. You know those little paper-wrapped snaps you throw on the ground as a kid? These aren't those. Not even close. I found these at a dusty roadside stand between a bait shop and a diner that looked like it hadn't been cleaned since the Nixon administration. The packaging had this frantic-looking cartoon raccoon wearing goggles, and the "nuclear" part of the name wasn't just marketing fluff. ...